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Author	Thread Statistics \| Show CCP posts - 28 post(s)
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 33	Posted - 2011.09.16 16:11:00 - [1] - Quote Call me Daddy. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.10.28 02:06:00 - [2] - Quote You're not my usual type but, I'll bite.....a lot! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.11.04 14:54:00 - [3] - Quote Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote: Don't worry, I am going to have you untied out of that closet anytime Soon (TM). Ohhhh Lucy! cough Oh my bad! I'm sorry baby. I don't know what I was thinking. Hey look, um....would it turn you on if I called you Lucy Liu some more? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.11.09 00:20:00 - [4] - Quote Kitty McKitty wrote: When you said Kumq uat, I thought you meant .... /o\ No! You cannot phone home! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.11.09 04:02:00 - [5] - Quote Are they really that pert or did someone reduce the gravplate settings again? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.11.20 02:42:00 - [6] - Quote Do you take it up the bum? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.11.20 14:38:00 - [7] - Quote Hmmm, your fun bags are kinda smal........WTF is between your legs?!?!?!? OMG! OMG! Unclean! So unclean!!!! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.11.26 04:01:00 - [8] - Quote Verloc Nostromo wrote: well...at least it LOOKS female........ But you don't. Get off my bed! Get the **** off my bed and out of my house! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.12.13 22:04:00 - [9] - Quote Mother of God!! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.12.15 13:35:00 - [10] - Quote You know baby...you are hot! Last night was fantastic. But that was last night. The sun was down, the lights out. I'm gonna need you to wear my shades cuz your eyes are freaking me out. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!

Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.12.23 10:39:00 - [11] - Quote I had the most horrible dream last night. I dreamed I was in Shaun of the Dead and we were running from these zomb......Oh DEAR GOD! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.12.25 05:28:00 - [12] - Quote Can I wake up to the previous avatar instead? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.12.25 17:16:00 - [13] - Quote That monocle looks like a receptacle for something cylindrical. Perhaps that's you're problem? Now GTFO! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2011.12.29 19:30:00 - [14] - Quote Hey man, I didn't know she was your daughter.......and I swear she told me she was 18! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.03 04:10:00 - [15] - Quote For some reason I'm really thirsty for some milk! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.03 04:29:00 - [16] - Quote You didn't have a problem with my face last night! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.04 00:05:00 - [17] - Quote With a bed partner like you, who needs pillows? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.05 20:46:00 - [18] - Quote Can I have some milk, please? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.07 17:07:00 - [19] - Quote I'm always up for helping a friend out in times of need. That's why I said you could crash at my pad on the couch! I did not say we could spoon! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.08 13:52:00 - [20] - Quote Lucy Liu, is that you? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!

Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.09 20:47:00 - [21] - Quote Not again! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.19 02:03:00 - [22] - Quote I'd have to say......gtfo? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.20 14:48:00 - [23] - Quote A lot of people say, "What's that?" It's Pat! A lot of people ask, "Who's he? Or she?" A ma'am or a sir, accept him or her or whatever it might be. It's time for androgyny. Here comes Pat! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.21 18:58:00 - [24] - Quote Maybe if I gnawed off my arm I could sneak away before it wakes up. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.22 18:29:00 - [25] - Quote AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! Damn dude, do you have to stand over me staring at me like that until I wake up?!? You scared the hell outta me!!! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.23 20:55:00 - [26] - Quote Ok, I don't remember how I got here and why am I covered in ice with a note saying "Seek medical attention immediately"?!? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.26 04:13:00 - [27] - Quote Wow, looks like your back probably hurts a lot. Here, allow me to give you a relaxing massage. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.01.31 13:52:00 - [28] - Quote Dear God! Shoot it!!! SHHOOOOTTT ITTTT! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.02.05 13:27:00 - [29] - Quote Don't sulk, buddy. It always hurts the first time. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.02.08 13:03:00 - [30] - Quote God damit! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!

Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.02.11 03:25:00 - [31] - Quote Jesus Fing Christ! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 420	Posted - 2012.03.03 19:38:00 - [32] - Quote "Thank you, Jesus!" We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 427	Posted - 2012.03.14 12:30:00 - [33] - Quote Boy! Fetch my shoes. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 428	Posted - 2012.03.20 14:59:00 - [34] - Quote Oh wow, a threesome. Ok, you on top, you on the bottom and I'll be right in the middle! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 466	Posted - 2012.03.30 14:05:00 - [35] - Quote "Mitanni, is that you? You wet the bed again with your tears!!!!" We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 517	Posted - 2012.04.05 19:42:00 - [36] - Quote What are you doing here? Did I win the lottery or something? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 517	Posted - 2012.04.07 02:04:00 - [37] - Quote Dear Sir, would you care for so fresh cream straight from my teets? Why thank you for asking, I certainly would....holds up his cup of coffee We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 521	Posted - 2012.04.20 13:53:00 - [38] - Quote David Estarra wrote: I don't know.. but I'm not complaining.. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.... We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 521	Posted - 2012.04.20 19:52:00 - [39] - Quote You will call me, "Sir"! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 521	Posted - 2012.04.21 12:28:00 - [40] - Quote Robin! To the batcave! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!

Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 530	Posted - 2012.04.22 14:38:00 - [41] - Quote Bald chicks are hawt. Here, I'ma just shave the rest of it! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 531	Posted - 2012.04.22 17:12:00 - [42] - Quote Back again, little one? I do have that effect on the ladies. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 535	Posted - 2012.04.23 14:40:00 - [43] - Quote Dude, I'm up here, stop staring at my package! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 563	Posted - 2012.05.03 04:27:00 - [44] - Quote Yo baby! Why don't you roll back into bed and keep Mr Kidd company? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 569	Posted - 2012.05.05 12:56:00 - [45] - Quote Garcon! My robe and slippers, now! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 572	Posted - 2012.05.05 19:37:00 - [46] - Quote Mother of God! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 572	Posted - 2012.05.05 19:51:00 - [47] - Quote So it was good for you? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 573	Posted - 2012.05.06 10:28:00 - [48] - Quote Take your stinking paws off of me you damn dirty ape! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 588	Posted - 2012.05.11 11:49:00 - [49] - Quote waves hand I'm not the drone you're looking for. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 590	Posted - 2012.05.12 16:12:00 - [50] - Quote I like bald chicks. Why? Because they're freaky! Now put this collar on and get down on all fours! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!

Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 590	Posted - 2012.05.13 11:17:00 - [51] - Quote I'm not really into the S&M thing with masks and stuff, but when in Rome...... We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 591	Posted - 2012.05.15 00:06:00 - [52] - Quote I'll take "personal floatation devices for $200, Alex!" We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 591	Posted - 2012.05.15 22:20:00 - [53] - Quote Rawr! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 591	Posted - 2012.05.16 11:58:00 - [54] - Quote Why are the sheets bloody? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 592	Posted - 2012.05.18 12:18:00 - [55] - Quote Ok, that was great, if not rather vanilla. Now it's time to make you do all those things you've always fantasized doing but were too ashamed to talk about! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 594	Posted - 2012.05.20 10:42:00 - [56] - Quote HTFU! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 597	Posted - 2012.05.21 01:20:00 - [57] - Quote Why thank you for your excellent service! I shall convey my appreciation to your superiors. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 606	Posted - 2012.05.24 22:52:00 - [58] - Quote Fix the UI or GTFO! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 615	Posted - 2012.05.31 11:39:00 - [59] - Quote The end is nigh! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 622	Posted - 2012.06.03 22:35:00 - [60] - Quote Dude, your face! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!

Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 623	Posted - 2012.06.04 23:27:00 - [61] - Quote Bill, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. It's just some times I like it a little rough and well.....I get carried away. I feel really bad about it. Forgive me? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 628	Posted - 2012.06.09 16:32:00 - [62] - Quote My God! I haven't been f%($ like that since grade school. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 629	Posted - 2012.06.09 19:56:00 - [63] - Quote Bald chicks are hot, especially when they wear a collar. Here, put this on. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 633	Posted - 2012.06.12 11:44:00 - [64] - Quote You make the cutest sounds during love making. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 634	Posted - 2012.06.16 14:02:00 - [65] - Quote WTF MOVED THIS THREAD FROM GD INTO OOPE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? MOVE IT BACK NOW! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 638	Posted - 2012.06.17 10:47:00 - [66] - Quote Dude, GTF outta my bed. If I'm gonna have a dude in my bed it'll be ISD LoneLynx so I can thank him properly for moving this thread back to GD. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 639	Posted - 2012.06.20 11:36:00 - [67] - Quote Ahhh....don't cry little one, it's only going to hurt the first time......wait, no I'm lying.....it's going to hurt every time. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 649	Posted - 2012.06.28 11:15:00 - [68] - Quote Well, there's no need to act all snobby and offended now! Last night you couldn't get enough! Who's your daddy? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 653	Posted - 2012.06.30 00:50:00 - [69] - Quote Wow, this is pretty cool. Not only do you give good oo-mok, but you also come with a bottle opener! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 683	Posted - 2012.07.08 12:12:00 - [70] - Quote Spankings are in order! Now over my knees little darling! We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!

Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 691	Posted - 2012.07.10 23:46:00 - [71] - Quote Last time I had you over my knees. This time I think we're going to push it up a notch. How do you feel about handcuffs and car batteries? We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX!
Mr Kidd Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 1048	Posted - 2013.03.11 03:12:00 - [72] - Quote Are you sure you're a girl? Do you have a sock in your pocket? What is that? HTFU!...for the children!

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